Disliked Food Descriptions

Anchovies
Vagina of the Sea
- Sarah Holtschlag
Beer
Earwax
- Nathan Hiemstra
Beets
Innards found in a swamp
- Anne Hensley
Basement dirt
- Nathan Hiemstra
Boiled vegetables
Soggy cardboard fiber
- Aaron Schimer
Brie
The dank caves of southern France
- Matt S.
Brussel Sprouts
Sour, bitterness. A bad attitude.
- Andy Farrell
Celery
The packing tape of food
- Nathan Hiemstra
Cilantro
Peed-on weed trimmings
- Derek Lee Barton
Coffee
Burnt dirt
- Nathan Hiemstra
Cottage Cheese
Gross foam you see on beaches
- Marina Goldshteyn
Cucumbers
Crunchy water
- Nathan G.
Good-N-Plentys
I swallow them whole so I don't taste them
- Bryan Dunk
Hot dogs
Regurgitation of the worst kinds of meat.
- Kate S.
Hot raisins
The ticks of food.
- Jessica Lynam
Malört
Grapefruit and ashtray
- Someone at the bar
The night dad left
- Someone at the bar
Mushrooms
Soggy feet
- Jim Krok
Mussels
Salty rubber bands
- Bobby LaPorte
Olives
B.O. + old leather couch
- Nathan Hiemstra
Peas
Pimples
- Anna Coyle's Dad
Pizza
Soggy, mushy, moist
- Julie Goldberg Gordon
Potatoes
Hard to chew, no pay off
- Mindy Park
Raisins
Little bits of Hell
- Anna Coyle's friend
Raw onions
Crunchy beads of armpit sweat
- May BaMaung
Seafood
Chewy, slimy, suspicious
- Jordan V.
Sour cream
Rotten garbage milk
- Mark W.
Steak
Chewing purgatory
- Nathan Hiemstra
Ranch dressing
Spoiled milk left outside in an an herb garden and blended together then used as sunscreen on a gross sweaty man
- Marina Goldshteyn
Watermelon
Soggy pink sponge infested with black beetles that break your teeth or choke you
- Derek Lee Barton
White pepper
Tastes like the smell of cow manure
- Amy Boucher