I'll draw you a sandwich and then you can eat this piece of paper.
It was such a long week yesterday.
Now I know how president Obama feels.
- About the stress and flak that comes with being Pizza Club president at work, especially the rescheduling
I don’t have anything gold except for my last name. (Goldshteyn)
I have a really bad skiing story. I crashed and I woke up with the biggest wedgie.
Thanks. I didn't know it would be so appropriate.
- After my compliment of her dress at a wedding
There're some words I don't like and some words I really really like.
Ahhhh. I should have had more candy today.
- This being this the very first thing she said after greetng me when I arrived at her house.
Some people aren't funny and I pretend those people don't exist.